HERE ARE MY GREATEST FOOL STORIES:
1. I'm getting married today to Sarah Palin.
2. I miss Dick Cheney.
3. I love "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol".
4. I think Madonna weighs too much.
5. Tonight I will dance "Swan Lake" on point in a tutu.
NOT
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"Tonight I will dance "Swan Lake" on point in a tutu."
Now THAT's the Richard I remember.
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